By Charles M. Sevilla
In America's courtooms, the decision is laughter.
Sit again and revel in a set of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, the place defendants and plaintiffs, attorneys and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to supply memorably insane comedy.
A: You mumbled at the first a part of that and that i could not comprehend what you have been asserting. may possibly you repeat the question?
Q: I mumbled, did I? good, we are going to simply ask the courtroom reporter to learn again what I acknowledged. She did not point out any challenge figuring out what I stated, so evidently she understood each observe. we will simply have her learn my query again and discover if there has been any mumbling occurring. Madam reporter, may you be so kind?
Court Reporter: Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble.